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发表于 2006-4-14 04:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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6 F. g5 p# v( fThe teacher is asking an arithmetic question: \"Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have?\" [/COLOR]; Q( s% {7 ^) j9 e4 C9 M. x, w3 W2 h4 y
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   The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother\'s loving arms. / S7 W* q  b% t9 [$ X4 [

7 \2 \# B6 V; }( C  When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. / H0 R  \2 q$ ~$ Y8 g3 g

7 D0 A# Q$ h9 k5 Q+ C8 p  \"Was school all right?\" she asked, \"Did you get along all right? did you cry?\"
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: w* s, M* t$ @* E  \"Cry?\" John asked. \"No, I didn\'t cry, but the teacher did!\"
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