高级会员
太医令(从七品下)
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- 积分
- 735
- 威望
- 97 点
- 资产
- 82715 金币
- 注册时间
- 2006-3-11
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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]) e+ _8 U7 u4 H4 {$ p
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2 E" `5 x! ^% u/ ]" B; N! p0 y3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]5 l1 N! X( P/ b
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2 y, I8 I/ }3 ^2 D" R4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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. h2 y& h' R. S5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]! y- a# A; w. G( P3 m+ c8 h" U/ _
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And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]; D% i1 E0 n4 \( W2 b: {
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] g" j- J. D+ ?2 P- Q" f& G6 V
Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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+ \, v4 _- m6 A& h& u0 R( Y, `7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]' ]% X" B5 f9 L, E5 o
And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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* }, u7 _) o5 j7 i9 c' k- `3 [8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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# b* \# Q* ~/ v* v# B, j* d# O9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]+ R: |- }/ U9 T% ~7 J2 F" v
What you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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# ?! p4 v' ^: a# M: z8 X10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]+ q9 z# Q. R% }# C
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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; G& q4 x* f5 g) ]13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]! Q* c& N! ^; _) w% F: u" n
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" g$ i% E% l. F& o0 @16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]% Y3 M8 R; b$ X m4 h
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17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]' q- K5 W; e4 _2 c0 p
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9 ~, d9 G, Z7 }7 L6 t- e18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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; S5 D' E$ M$ z! j19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]4 G! W' I* K8 K) K9 z
The more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]/ v# b. g; D c8 }
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20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.
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