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发表于 2006-4-14 04:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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# k( S/ H5 I/ J* l; Q! l: n   The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother\'s loving arms. ' W) y1 r7 _4 x- R4 F

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  \"Was school all right?\" she asked, \"Did you get along all right? did you cry?\"
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% f. k& _$ \) z3 d# E; J  \"Cry?\" John asked. \"No, I didn\'t cry, but the teacher did!\"

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