高级会员
太医令(从七品下)
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- 97 点
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- 注册时间
- 2006-3-11
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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]2 Q! [: w/ M- w& H& G. E+ x% N
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, Q3 t- l5 f: o; e- I2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4 e( w& q1 I5 u4 H5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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$ Z1 _8 _8 ]1 h4 }7 k6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
/ I, @# O% q! Q, ~& Q( i7 L+ bHappiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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2 {% D6 C- ^, O3 m$ ?, q. ^7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
$ B4 _9 r" G; S7 D( L5 x7 m, jAnd when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]0 |- R. a( u( d. @0 Z: C# X0 M
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2 ?" R9 I$ \3 h0 v3 R9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]. N# W" p+ ^: _. n) `: m
What you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]0 l+ |) S3 e$ m7 J+ e( a. Q" K
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) J$ B# \8 f! F11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
8 Q) V/ b& c- u5 r0 N4 RAccidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 M/ o4 B3 F( D5 f8 A
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12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]# G, Z& c+ y: J; R
Than waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]' [) y; I2 `. _
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14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]) _" I' A/ J+ V2 S, p8 N8 U# s
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15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]; u: d) k5 ^4 y4 L1 q$ c- ~
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17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]* H& y; J+ |3 _7 Z% j @
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]& e0 P9 U" Q4 u1 A
It protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]0 U1 R/ O3 I2 L' m6 k F
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+ v9 l$ U: d# n9 K. v9 G. [% L7 X; V19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]" P& F$ G& ]6 l
The more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.5 o0 J* I- e: F* g5 `
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