高级会员
太医令(从七品下)
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- 积分
- 735
- 威望
- 97 点
- 资产
- 82715 金币
- 注册时间
- 2006-3-11
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( A0 F9 m: I: s# q' v1 d7 b1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]) w0 v1 v8 K) Z# j4 q8 v# o
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9 ~, q }: R! f7 ]) q2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]$ ~: z1 ]7 b4 h
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4 T* E% |( [: r& z3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]! w8 v+ a2 X1 u( ?+ g
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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]3 ^ F1 `: x1 J( Z' }
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
7 Y' k$ o7 A1 N; F7 ]Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]; u8 Z3 b( v+ M2 e8 T8 g% \
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7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
- X- t( _( K3 s# ~; b6 iAnd when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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" `+ U4 p2 [/ P# w1 a0 u8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]& X. v l. }4 f) |
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) }3 R0 f [6 U3 L3 P8 E, r$ B/ w9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
- z+ w( c- }" \. ?* O( [) Q0 p+ HWhat you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]1 R" p& S/ W' k0 E
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, B# T! f( {0 J9 \10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]' x5 c+ a, @+ C, \0 B
Accidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]: a! N5 I* D6 U+ Q) y( E# R; s7 t
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1 ^* D' x/ D5 V- N1 s13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] T: _/ |: O/ F& m
Than waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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S0 I; l5 d! V14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]: V4 H( _2 ~9 w" p- `" V |
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15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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# k. p: x' i) C2 W5 ]7 ^2 \16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
8 h/ F/ R0 l1 O5 l+ G+ jIt protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 X n7 U) A p' k# a% p
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19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
% [( _* f0 ?% c4 p7 X; lThe more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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. ?% N* I: ^) g2 h* `20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.
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